Miss Universe’s last Question
環球小姐最後一題
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問︰美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
美國小姐︰美國的男性器官象紳士。
Question: How can you say so?
問︰為什麼呢？
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美國小姐︰因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立……
(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問︰西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐︰西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
Question: How can you say so?
問︰為什麼呢？
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐︰因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問︰菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐︰菲律賓的男性器官象流言。
Question: How can you say so?
問︰為什麼呢？
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐︰因為它從一張嘴里傳到另一張嘴里。
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Iran, ho w do you describe a male organ in your Country?
問︰伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐︰伊朗的男性器官象賊。
Question: How can you say so?
問︰為什麼呢？
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐︰因為他們總愛走後門。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問︰印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
印度小姐︰印度的男性器官象勞力。
Question: How can you say so?
問︰為什麼呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐︰因為日夜勞“做”。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applaus e! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問︰馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
馬來西亞小姐︰馬來西亞的男性器官象Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
Question: How can you say so?
問︰為什麼呢？
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐︰看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問︰新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to l ose).
新加坡小姐︰新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How can you say so?
問︰為什麼呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐︰總是沖進場，提前15分鐘出場。
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問︰中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
中國小姐︰中國的男性器官象航天飛機。
Question: How can you say so?
問︰為什麼呢？
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
中國小姐︰雖然不大，但幾分鐘內就可以把你送上雲端……
發表於 2019-7-19 20:27:48